i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you’ve heard since 1974
fucking sucks ass that detective is a subtype of cop or always some type of law enforcement. a detective should be someone who is a master of disguise, a weirdo, socially maligned, and hated by the police. he should solve the cases using his ultra specific knowledge about geography, linguistics, human biology, and cigar ashes